Joaquin Phoenix quit acting and I don't care even a little bit

So there is news that Joaquin Phoenix abruptly and with little explanation decided to quit acting. This really upset me, but not for the reasons that you think. By the transitive property of me thinking that Johnny Cash sucks I don't care what Joaquin Phoenix chooses to do with his career. 

And here's the odd part, he said he did this to pursue his music career. The irony of this is that Joaquin Phoenix did not even know how to play the guitar or sing until he made "Walk The Line." So apparently he is quitting one job he sucks at to start another (see Pizza Hut post below). 

Here is why I am mad. Up until this week I've been able to go my entire life being indifferent towards Joaquin Phoenix, and now all the sudden I've been tricked into caring. Other than the fact he vaguely resembles my younger cousin, I don't care about Joaquin Phoenix even a little bit. If he wants to make waves in the news maybe he should take a note from his Gladiator co-star and throw a telephone at a hotel employee.